radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
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what does Batman like to put in his drinks?
JUST ICEGET OUT
(via pizza)
It’s unbelievable how many problems go away by simply ignoring them and going to sleep.
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story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
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no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
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→ Your favorite interview moment ► ‘That’s your ass? I’m so sorry’
How did he not notice the difference between their asses
Because Jeremy’s ass is as amazing as Scarlett’s.
Fact
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I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.
Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.
(Source: runningawaywithaspaceman, via superwholockhiddles)
